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18 Nov 2010
Number
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November 18, 2010
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A kindergarten teacher asked her students ... Teacher: "Who in this class who knows the number?" Razif: "I know" Teacher...
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Died Every Friday Morning
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November 18, 2010
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One of ICU beds in the room of a hospital often experience events leading odd .. Each patient will be placed there, died on Friday morning o...
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Short Funny
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November 18, 2010
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Man: My father was great. He was the police. Everyone is afraid of him. Ali: Hahaha, my father is more greatest. When he asked the subject, ...
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Egg Seller
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November 18, 2010
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Buyer: "Sis, how many eggs per kilo?" Seller: "chicken or duck eggs?" Buyer: "egg." Seller: normal egg or chic...
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16 Nov 2010
Can U Play?
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November 16, 2010
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A man approached a neighbor's house and knocked on the door ... When the young woman opened the door of your house .. the man was asked ...
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In The Hospital
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November 16, 2010
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Four people will be the baby's birth father is waiting for their break room of a hospital. Anxiety clear indication on their faces ... A...
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Papa and Mama
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November 16, 2010
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In the morning, a young man out of his room and asked her grandmother: "Grandma, where Papa and Mama?" "They are still in the...
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Celebrate the anniversary
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November 16, 2010
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While celebrating the anniversary of the 25-year marriage, a wife reminded her husband: "Do you remember when you talk to me, u want m...
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Died Elephant
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November 16, 2010
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A manager of a zoo received a phone call about the death of an elephant at the zoo. As a measure of inspection, the manager went to the elep...
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After Die
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November 16, 2010
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Dinner that night last year, Ajoi hang in front of the TV while talking to his wife. Ajoi: "When the brother died, whether not marry ag...
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Why Monkey Fall Outta The Tree?
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November 16, 2010
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Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead... Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dea...
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Playing Golf
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November 16, 2010
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A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ba...
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So Cold
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November 16, 2010
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There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?...
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Small World
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November 16, 2010
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Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and roug...
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Equipment
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November 16, 2010
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A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back fro...
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New Way To Loose Weight
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November 16, 2010
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A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advert...
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On Elevator
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November 16, 2010
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A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow...
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Old Man
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November 16, 2010
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An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the exp...
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14 Nov 2010
Aku Dah Tau Ape Aku Nak Buat.. Hehehhe... :)
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November 14, 2010
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Hari ni aku sedang mencipta laman web lain.. Penat ar layan blog je.. Bukan ade orang datang pun..hehe.. so,,aku searching web gila2 tadi,,a...
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13 Nov 2010
Ape Aku Nak Buat Ekkk...
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November 13, 2010
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Aku tengah cube nak cari software photoshop free punye..mane la aku nak cekau..dulu ade..tapi cd nye kene rembat time raye aritu..geram tul....
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11 Nov 2010
Khazanah Muslimah....... :) LOVE U........
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November 11, 2010
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INDAHNYA MENJADI MUSLIMAH....... AKU PALING SUKA DENGAN GAMBAR NI.. DIA PAKAI TUTUP MULUT TU..HUHU..WALAUPUN XNAMPAK KESELURUHAN MUKA DIA...
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Antara Banyak2 Gambar,,Sape Lagi Power Buat kritikan?
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November 11, 2010
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P/S : Banyak lagi gambar2 dalam en. Google.. X larat nak copy paste..Tapi antaranya ni la yang den dapat taruk..Den taruk semua sebab nak ...
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10 Nov 2010
Malam yang kurang menyenangkan hati..
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November 10, 2010
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Dari tadi hati aku x senang..rase gelisah je..ok..tu je..
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Panasnye Hati........
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November 10, 2010
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Letih idup mcmni..buat ape pun sume x kene.. pegang hp salah..x pegang salah,, kuar merempit salah,, isap rokok salah,, mandi je yang x sala...
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7 Nov 2010
Mengenal Diri Sendiri Melalui Tarikh Lahir
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November 07, 2010
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1 . Pemimpin 2 . Lembut Hati 3 . Kemas (Cerewet) 4 . Rajin Sangat 5 . Boleh berbincang 6 . Angin Semacam 7 . Patuh 8 . Bisnes 9 . G...
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6 Nov 2010
Masalah Yang Berkaitan Dengan Jenazah dan Kubur.. (Syirik dan Larangan)
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November 06, 2010
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Adalah perkara serius yang menjadi musibah terbesar,, iaitu melakukan syirik dengan kubur.. Seperti mereka yang melakukan thawaf mengeliling...
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Masalah Yang Berkaitan Dengan Jenazah dan Kubur.. (Mengirim Pahala)
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November 06, 2010
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Kerabat handai mayat boleh melakukan ibadah tertentu dengan bermaksud ingin mengirimkan pahalanya kepada mayat selama batas yang diboleh kan...
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Masalah Yang Berkaitan Dengan Jenazah dan Kubur.. (Bid'ah)
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November 06, 2010
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Bentuk-bentuk bid'ah dan yang berlawanan dengan syariat Islam.. Meletakkan / menaburkan bunga pada jenazah atau kuburan.. Perbuatan in...
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Masalah Yang Berkaitan Dengan Jenazah dan Kubur.. [Ziarah Kubur]
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November 06, 2010
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Ziarah kubur disyariatkan dalam Islam.. Tujuannya untuk mengambil I'tibar dan peringatan darinya.. Bukan bermaksud seperti mencari keunt...
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Kuburan Itu Memanggil Ku...
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November 06, 2010
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Suatu ketika,, Umar bin Abdul Aziz r.a mengurusi jenazah keluarganya.. Ketika mayat telah ditanam ke liang lahat dan tanah sudah dimampatkan...
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